The headline pretty much sums up all I want to say!Every friday comes and goes but the same old monotonous,monochromatic,boring,plain old routine of Bollywood continues....!!Either they are busy showing guys swooning over some new hot chick in town.....or that perfect size gal running around trees pursued by the guy.
Come on....show us something realistic .....who is interested in seeing half-clothed women and bare-bodied guys running around in the rain??!!These days even the songs are unbearable......usually sung by the nation's favorite...Himesh Reshammiya *now give us a break man...will you*....?!
Five reasons below why Bollywood DVD's should only be used for making FRISBEES......
1.Unlaughable jokes are currently dominating the Bollywood domain.(hehe.....what was the joke?! is becoming a frequently asked question by people watching Hindi movies..:)
2.Enough is enough when Bollywood singers like Himesh Reshammiya TRY to sing rap like seasoned rappers Eminem and Jay-Z...*Needless to say.....they need a RAP on their cheeks for doing so*!!
3.Arent a lot of remakes of Hollywood films coming up???More than we can bear???That too hopeless remakes of some brilliant movies like My Best Friends Wedding???Need I say more???
4.Take a plot,sprinkle a few supposedly 'chart-topping' songs and spatter it with loads of melodrama,glycerine and weeping ladies.Is this what Bollywood made of?Does it represent India in any way?!Bah.....its more like the K-Serials......like the Ektaa Kapoor bandwagon....
5.Excepting some movies.....most of the average 800 produced movies by Bollywood do not even get a decent review....hardly anyone comes to watch them.....
So after about fifteen minutes of Bolly-bashing.....I gaze around and notice the phone ringing.It's my friend Jinal calling me up to ask me to accompany her to watch Shrek 3.I agree and I shall be safely sitting in a movie theatre watching Shrek work his charm on the audience and will be happily munching on popcorn while several of this blog's readers will be writing furious comments on this post and will be vehemently supporting Bollywood.
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3 comments:
really liked this bolly bashing episode....its so goddamn true....tell me you this....your have an amazing wit....youll shine in life babe...and then DO NOT...an i repeat.....DO NOT....forget to mention me....
ps: the movie was gggrrrrrrrrrrrreat.......loved seeing it with you....
dude...i want to read shreya man!! lazy...or just...thinking??
He he,too lazy....you know me!
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